AISubs v3.7
(They are trying to say "no" in Japanese)
We have been doing YouTube for 5 years now.
Thankfully, we have been watching a lot of people and asking them to take pictures of us walking in the city.
This is the era of "YouTube star"
Don't you get it?
(They are trying to say "no" in Japanese)
Bushigara san!
Yes, I do.
You are missing something.
My height?
That is...
exactly...
what you are saying.
(They are trying to say "no" in Japanese)
I know you are missing something, too.
Your power.
Bushigara san!
Yes!
You are not star enough.
I see.
Do you know that?
I have never thought of myself as a star.
Look!
Your right side.
This is not good.
This is wrong.
He is...
YouTube star.
(They are trying to say "no" in Japanese)
We have been doing YouTube for 5 years now.
Bushigara san!
Don't you think you can be a star?
(They are trying to say "no" in Japanese)
If you are not a star...
If you are not a star, you can't be a star.
We are living in a time like that.
Of course, your strict pattern is also a good impression.
But you are amazing even on the screen.
But I am not amazing on the screen.
No, you are amazing.
You are amazing.
(They are trying to say "no" in Japanese)
You are not good enough.
You are praising me.
You should not praise me.
You are the biggest.
(They are trying to say "no" in Japanese)
You might say "you are small" to your fans.
You might say "you are tall" to your fans.
But you might say "you are normal" to your fans.
(They are trying to say "no" in Japanese)
You are not normal.
(They are trying to say "no" in Japanese)
We have only one life, so let's enjoy.
Each of us has prepared what "stars" need one by one.
I see.
And you will learn it.
Well, please push me.
I feel like I'm pushed to do things that I definitely wouldn't do myself.
"Stars" means "teachers", right?
That's right.
Hey, you!
"Stars"!
Well, let's get started.
Yes.
Let's "stargic"!
"Stars" club! First dimension!
Clothes!
Oh...
You learn about clothes from Shibayu.
It's clothes, boy.
Well, "stars" means "flashy".
Clothes are "flashy".
I think you can think of it as "flashy" overall.
Well, in the beginning,
I wore flashy and very luxurious clothes,
and I felt like I was being robbed.
So I bought clothes.
Up and down.
Can I have it?
I'll give it to you!
I'm happy about it.
I bought it properly.
You bought it in a good place.
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
"Do-be-stars"!
Please take it.
Wait, it's really cool!
What is it?
I'm surprised! What is it?
Space pilot down!
Oh, it's cool!
It's cool, isn't it?
Huh? Do you know what it is?
I'm 36 years old today.
"Stars" often say "endurance", don't they?
That's right.
I've never heard of it.
You guys are all rebellious, aren't you?
Oh, you hate it!
I don't like it.
I don't like it that much.
And below is this!
Huh? What's this?
This is it.
It's like a commercial.
It's like, "Should I wear it like this?"
Huh?
Oh, it's good! It's good! It's good!
Oh!
Oh, pants!
I should have brought pants with me, but I don't think I did.
I think this is good.
I don't like it!
"Stars" is already bold.
They give up their own clothes.
This is "Stars"' main store!
I bought these pants in L.A.!
Why did you buy "Union Jack" in L.A.?
It's probably because I bought it in Komusai Izumo.
Huh?
Like this?!
No, it's good!
Oh, it's good!
Oh!
Oh, and it has a great feature.
Yes.
There's a place where you can insert a USB.
Huh?
It's true!
You can insert it like this...
Insert it like this...
Wow!
It's true!
What? What?
Wow!
What is it?
It's shining!
Wow!
It's cute!
It's really good!
It's really good, isn't it?
It's dazzling!
I'm starting to like it.
I don't really hate flashy clothes.
As long as the season is right.
Well, I don't like it, but...
Well, well, well...
You don't hate it, do you?
Yes!
Well, that's it for me!
Oh! Thank you very much, teacher!
Oh, I'll give you this in passing.
It looks like you can use it normally.
Thank you very much!
Second day of training
Second day!
Yes.
Are you kidding me?
I'll take it off for you.
No, no, no, no, no, no...
You like these clothes, don't you?
Yes.
You're kidding me, aren't you?
Not at all.
You're kidding me.
It's too small for you.
You're kidding me, aren't you?
See? You can wear it like this.
See?
Look at this.
This doesn't have clothes inside.
The reason it doesn't have clothes is because you're kidding me and it's too small for you.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
So, what I brought with me is this!
Huh? What is it? Is it a cenobit?
It's secret boots.
Oh!
Huh? It looks like normal shoes.
Yes, take a look.
This is Mushimeru's actual height.
Can I stand up now?
Yes.
Here you go.
Wow!
What is it?
Wow!
I want you to take off your skirt for once.
That's true. I want to know how tall you are.
Show me your tongue again.
Yes.
Wow! Your legs are long!
Your legs are long!
Are you serious?
How tall are you?
Can you tell?
I don't know.
But your legs are quite long.
Yes.
Wow!
Your legs are longer than mine.
Wait, isn't Ryo's legs long?
Huh?
It's not perfect.
Wow!
From this point of view...
Wow!
You've improved.
Hahaha!
Well, well, well.
It's not bad.
That's it for the second class.
Thank you very much.
Can you tell me what it means?
What does it mean?
Nothing.
First of all, tell me what it means.
Who is it?
Can you give me a round of applause?
I'm Marius.
I watch your videos.
Can you take a picture of me?
Sure.
Who took it?
Thank you.
Good luck.
I'm sorry.
I'm confused.
How was it?
Bastard!
How dare you talk about me like that.
He is very angry.
I'll call you.
Toshinori-san.
I always watch your videos and give you a round of applause.
Thank you.
Can you take a picture of me?
I'm sorry.
Because you are a man,
I want you to shake hands with me.
Look me in the eye and say "thank you".
You should say "thank you".
But I can't do it.
Your eyes are weak.
You don't have enough eye power.
It's good, but...
I want you to say "let's do it one more time".
Try it.
Are you Mushimura-san?
Yes, I am.
I always watch your videos and give you a round of applause.
Thank you.
Bastard!
You are like a teacher.
You are like a real insect.
You are like a teacher.
You are like a big wing spreader.
You are Mushimura-san!
Hurry up and call me.
What is he doing?
What are you doing?
Stop it!
Stop!
What is he doing?
Stop it!
Why?
He is trying to hurt you.
It's difficult.
I'm sure my first answer was correct.
That's right.
It depends on people.
My tongue won't break.
You shouldn't misunderstand.
You shouldn't be arrogant.
You shouldn't think there is something wrong with me.
That's all for the third test.
Thank you very much.
I'm in a hurry.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm sorry for being late.
The fourth test.
Star Academy.
The fourth test.
I'm sorry.
It's your design.
I'm sorry.
Teach him a lesson.
I brought a drink today.
A star is a person who drinks a lot of alcohol.
Yes.
A star is a person who drinks a lot of alcohol.
There are famous people like Stephen King's novelist.
And Eric Krip...
Krip...
Sir.
I brought a drink today.
A star is a person who drinks a lot of alcohol.
If you drink at a bar, you are a star.
I don't think so.
My star is a person who drinks a lot of alcohol.
That's a disease.
You are a star.
I brought a drink today.
I brought a drink that you can carry.
I always carry this.
I brought this.
Can you drink it?
Where do you want me to stop you?
This is an art class.
It's nice to be drinking.
I think you are close to becoming a star.
Next person.
Please.
You surprised me.
You are a star.
We each have a star.
You don't have a star.
We all have five stars.
We will decide which star we will choose.
I choose this.
You choose all of them.
I choose this.
I don't know.
I brought something called "finished star".
You should experience it.
You can't do it here.
I want you to move and become a star.
You can't do it here.
That's right.
So please wait for us.
Next week, we will bring you back as a "star" in Bushimae-do.
For now, let's go to this school and become a "star".
All right!
Let's go!
Let's start!
"Star"!
Now, we have arrived at the last "star".
Hey, it's a beauty salon, isn't it? You say it a lot.
You often notice it.
What is essential for a "star" is their appearance.
You can't have a hairstyle like a baseball boy in your neighborhood.
Hey, you can't do it.
Don't worry about it this time.
There is definitely a hairstyle that "star" is like this.
I want you to prove that you can become a "star" with this hairstyle.
You can't become a "star" with that hairstyle.
Why?
I haven't dyed my hair once in my life.
That's why you can't become a "star"!
Hey!
I've already talked about it.
Then I don't have to say anything.
Yes, you just have to sit down.
All right.
We have gathered "star"s for everyone.
We will be a "star" gathering team in Tokai On Air.
Please look forward to it.
Yes, I understand.
Then, let's go.
Yes.
Hello.
Then, please do as we asked you.
All right, leave it to me!
Now, it's over.
It took a long time.
It took quite a while.
It's already night.
Well, it's not good to show it here now.
Please appear in front of everyone.
That's right.
Please show it to everyone.
To the teachers.
Then, let's fly until everyone gathers.
Yes.
Thank you for your hard work.
The "star" that I gave you has been completed.
So, I would like to show it to everyone.
Yes.
Then, I would like you to stand in the middle.
"Star"-san, please!
Yes.
Please open your eyes.
Please!
What?
This is "star"!
"Me" equals "star".
That's right.
You've been bullied.
I can't get used to it.
Who?
You sound like a "zako" viewer.
You said "zako".
You're funny.
But, you've already gotten used to it.
Hey! I can't get used to it!
So, you're going to change your whole body.
You're going to change your height, clothes, height and hairstyle.
You're going to change your whole body.
All the stars are here.
How do you feel?
I feel like I'm not myself.
You know, there's a nasty fan base.
I can't do that now.
Oh!
It's like a costume.
Well, it's a big deal.
I want you to see me as a star.
If this is a good reputation,
I think I can do it for a while.
Let's see the reaction and see if you're really a star.
Let's see if you're really a star.
Shall we go outside?
It's still September.
It's hot.
It's disgusting.
Excuse me, could you let me pass by?
Oh, sorry.
Excuse me, excuse me.
How did you like my insect glasses?
Oh, well...
I admired you, but you were so cheeky.
I'm pissed off.